Video games are a popular past-time these days. They can be challenging, rewarding, and maybe even a little frustrating. Follow the guide below to help your dog blow off some steam in online matchups.
(remember, it’s just a game)
Boot up your favorite gaming console or PC and jump into an online head-to-head game of Halo 3, PUBG, or LoL. You and your dog can be on the same team.
Make sure you two warm-up with a few matches before getting serious. Don't worry about any losses since these are just for fun.
It'd be really nice to win one to start things off on a good foot, but this isn't the first time you've gone 0-3.
Maybe this next round you guys will finally get matched up with some decent teammates. Why does your team always suck?
Seriously?! Spawn camping? What are we, twelve? Can you believe this?
Alright, you and your dog should split up and be on different teams at this point. They aren't ranked as high as you so it might be affecting the matching algorithm or something.
Did you see that?!?! That's the third time that guy got a head shot on you right through the freaking wall! He's hacking or using an aimbot or something. Tell him you're reporting him to Microsoft for hacking. Your dog should do the same.
OK...OK... things are looking good this round. You got a sweet drop and...GAHH WHAT the HECK?! YOu pressed jump!
This isn't fair. You've been playing this game for way longer than any of these losers and cracked the top 500 twice. There's no way these guys are that good. Even your dog has a higher K:D than you right now... and that guy just CLIPPED into the room from NOWHERE!!!
.....This is bullshit. You're done with this game. It sucks now anyway.
Tell your dog to have fun playing that stupid game without you. People probably won't be playing it for much longer anyway with all those hackers. The devs don't care about the community anymore and it's driving away the players like you that made it fun in the first place.