Teach Your Dog How to Order a Pizza

What do you want for dinner? I dunno... How about we order a pizza? Alright, sounds good to me. I'll call.

(Pizza – it’s what’s for dinner.)

Hello? Yeah I'd like to place an order for delivery. The address is 31 Terrace Road, Unit 3.

OK, I'd like one large half-cheese and half-pepperoni. Uh huh. And one large white veggie primo. Yup.

Oh, hang on, let me check. (Babe! Do you want garlic knots? OK.) Yeah, do you have ranch dipping sauce? Cool, yeah we'll do an order of the garlic things, too, then.

Hey does Hairball still work there? Uhh, Harry. Yeah yeah! Tell him Ben says "what's up". Haha.

Alright. Yeah, I'll just pay cash when they get here. Thirty minutes? Cool, sounds good. Thanks, love you, too. Bye.

Shit.